Posted by Admin on 2:11 PM
What A Punishment!!!
Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die
together in an accident and go to heaven.
When they get there, St. Peter says,"We only
have one rule here in heaven: Don't step on the
ducks!"
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are
ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not
to step on a duck, and although they try their best to
avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest woman he
has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together and
says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to
spend eternity chained to the ugly woman!"
The next day, Vivek Uberoi steps accidentally on
a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a
thing, and with him is another extemely ugly woman. He
chains them together with the same admonishment as for
Aamir Khan.
Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be
chained ! for a ll eternity to an ugly woman, is very,
VERY careful where he steps.
He manages to go months without stepping on any
ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to him with the
most gorgeous woman he has ever laid eyes on: a very
tall, Aishwarya Rai.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
Salman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve
being chained to you for all of eternity?"
She replies, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on
a duck!"
|
__._,_.___ .
__,_._,___
0 comments:
Post a Comment