[FAO] Lets start new year with a dose of laughter

Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ? Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai. Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ? Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi. Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya. Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi. Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ? Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi. Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ? Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha. Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ? Patient: Nahi doctor saheb. Doctor: Kyon ? Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha. Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi. Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna. Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta ! Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga Doctor : Abe teri ….... @@@@@@@@ Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha, Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya. Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain. Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aayi Aur Chupchap Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad Karane Nahi Jayengi ? Sushila - Nahi Teen Hi Kaafi Hain. $$$$$$$$$$$$$ once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot. The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home , gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food . When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells "aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????" Mallika Sherawat ne Baba Ramdev Ji se puchha , ki main nahate samay kya lagaun , ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ? Baba ne Kaha ... DARWAJA ... ! Jinn: Hukam aaka ? Man: Ghar se dubai tak road banani hai Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do. Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..... Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.. Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achchhi lagti hai.. Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha.. Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..? Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam per lecture sunne ja raha hun... Police - Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..? Aadmi - Mere biwi.....

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