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Join Me: Enter Id and Press Enter *Confirm by clicking the mail you receive Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postman: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi. Man: Kya karu? Kahan jau? Khushi ke maare kuchh samajh me nahi aa raha. ********************  Meaning of Marriage for a woman: Sacrificing admiration of many men for the criticism of one man!  Mummy: Beta kyun ro rahe ho? Beta: Papa ne mujhe kissi nahi di. Mummy: Beta, aap ne papa ko tables nahi sunaye honge. Beta: Kaam wali ko kaun se tables aate hein. ********************  Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!  Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both! ********************  A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.  A boy on Date With Gal in BMW. Jaan ! Maine tumse ek baat chupaai hai ki I'm already married. Girl: Oh GOD! Tumne To dara he dia, main Samjhi ye Car tumhari nahi. ********************  Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands..  Excellence is an option that is renewable. ********************  Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood,  it leaves a red mark on his forehead! Join Me: Enter Id and Press Enter *Confirm by clicking the mail you receive

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