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Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli â€œMaine kal hi naye sandal kharide hainâ€�.

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Santa : Aapne nurse bahut changi rakhi hai, uska haath lagtey hi mein theek ho gaya.

Doctor : Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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One day a dog was running behind a Santaâ€¦ But Santa was laughing.

Banta asked, â€œWhy you are so happy?

He said : â€œAh Ah Ahâ€¦I have an Airtel mobile with meâ€¦But Still Hutch network is following me.â€�

Santa : People consider me as a â€œGODâ€�.

Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,â€œOh GOD ! U have came againâ€�.

Banta Singh : â€œYaar Santa, last year the name plate outside your house read Santa Singh, B.A. This year it reads Santa Singh, M.A.When did you finish your Masters Degree?â€�

Santa Singh : You donâ€™t understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate â€œBachelor Againâ€�. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is â€œMarried Againâ€�.

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