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fUnNy SmS jUsT fOr OuR fR!EnDs

Ghar mai practice karna
1-Ek angoor lo
2- Haath mai pakro
3-Apne danto ke beech mai rakho
4-Ahista se shishe mai dekho

WAH ! LANGOOR KE MUH MAI ANGOOR!!!

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Likhe jo khat mujhe vo meri YAAD mai
sare pad liye PAPA ne raat mai
savera jab hua , to jute pad gaye
woh "Tere Naam" wale baal "GHAJINI" mai badal gaye

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Suba teri - sham meri ho
Din tera - raat meri ho
Khushi teri - udaasi meri ho
Jb maut aaye tou dost kaber teri aur usmai laash
oye hello TERI ho.
meri kyu????
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Mummy ye skool kya hota hai?
Beta ye vo jagah he
Jahan parents ko luta aur bachon ko pita jata hai

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I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You
I Love You

Are re!!!!
RASNA lakhvanu to bhoolayi j gayu

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Aap mai 10 qualities hain
1. Aap bahut achchey hain
2.
3.
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5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

Baki MAJAK kal karenge :P

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Kem cho?
Maja ma?

Maru ek kaam karisho?
plz.
Kal sudhi mane tamaro 1 photo aapisho pls?
Hu 1 album banavu chhu,jenu naam che,
"Bhagwaan ni BHAYANAK BHULO"

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Wo aankh badi pyari thi
jo hamne use maari thi
Wo sandle badi bhari thi
Jo usne hame maari thi
Muft me pit gaye yaar
Hame aankh marne ki bimari thi

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Bhuke pyase muh latkaye
Kohni tek ke sir tikaye
Aankhon ko neeche jhukaye
Tum baithey kyu they??? ab samjha...

Mere SMS ke intazaar me.

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There is virus desdlier than H1N1
(swine flu).
It affects most married man
causing restricted mobility ,
speech impairement, stress ,
high BP & is called B1W1.

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Jo tumko ho pasand vahi baat karenge
Tum din ko agar raat kaho , raat kahenge
Kyuki....

Kyuki....
Paglon se bahas nhi ki ja sakti hai....

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Kabhi kuch dost kahte they ki
Jaan mango tou bhi hazir hai
Aaj wo dost Apni girlfriend ko JAAN kahte hain
Kamino !!! ab jaan hazir karo

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Bhuloge tou yaad dilayenge
rowoge tou hasayenge
ruthoge tou manayenge
Ham "TERE NAAM" ke Radhe Mohan hain
"Ghazini" ke Sanjay Singhaniya nahi jo 15
minute mai sab bhul jayenge.

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Once upon a time ,
Na atom electrons were killing Cl atom electrons...
Guess who saves them???

Bond...

Chemical Bond !!!

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Beggar : Saab ! family se bichad gaya hun.
Milne ke liye 150\- de do na!!
Mr Sharma : Kahan hai tumhari family???
Beggar : Samne multiplex mai film dekh rahi hai.

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Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,,
ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,,
Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,,
to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,,
Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,,
end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYYYYS ENDINGGGGS.. ....
aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,,
toh exam abhi khatam nahi hua,
SUPPLEMENTARY abhi baaki hai mere dost........ ........ ha ha ha.

"33 marks ki kimat,
tum kya jaano lecturer babu.....
har student ka khwaab hota hai....33 marks.

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I saw u on road today.
U were looking so fine,
Your face so divine,
Your walk so perfect.
My heart started singing a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!