Indian Technique

Ramankutty Nair, a middle-aged Indian Techie immigrant in Dallas, Texas

bought a brand new convertible Porsche.



He took off down the road and pushed it up to 160 MPH and was enjoying

the wind blowing through his (thinning and dyed Black) hair.



"This is very, very, great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But when he eventually looked in his rear-view mirror there was a Ford

Crown Victoria Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he

floored it some more, and flew down the highway at over 210 mph to escape

being stopped.



Then he thought, what the hell am I doing? "I'm too old for this kind

of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the

Police car to catch up with him.



The Policeman pulled in behind the Porsche and walked up on the driver's side.



"Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Wednesday 22 November

a day before Thanksgiving "If you can give me a good reason that I've

never heard before as to why you were speeding, I'll let you go."



The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran

off with an American Policeman and I thought you were bringing her

back."



The Policeman said, "Have a nice day, sir"