I'm just a stupid common s/w engineer

I'm just a Stupid Common software engineer... “A Wednesday” style.

For all of you who have seen the movie ' A Wednesday'...

Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehchan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Caller : Kaun hun main...main voh hun jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein voh hun jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke ki kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkaar na kar de...

Main voh hun jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

Main voh hun jiski biwi usse friday ko dus baar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " 
Mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki voh ye jaan naa chahti hai ki kahin hamesha ki tarah last moment pe
boss ke bulane pe main saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha...

Main voh hun jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jaye tou...

Main voh hun jo aksar phasta hun...
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mein phasta hai, Badi companion ke jaal mein phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mein fasta hai.

Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne Rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijiye.. main voh hun..

I'm .....JUST A STUPID COMMON  Software. ENGINEER....