[FAO] *****M@!D*****

 THE MAID  A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.  The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Now  Maria, why do you want a  pay increase?'    Maria: 'Well Seora, there are three reasons why I  Want an increase.    The first is that I iron better than you.'    Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'  Maria: 'Your husband said so.'    Wife: 'Oh.'    Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook  Than you.'  Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than  me?'  Maria: 'Your husband did.'    Wife: 'Oh.'    Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover  than you.'  Wife (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as  well?'...

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[FAO] GTalk Tips N Tricks

GTalk Tips N Tricks : Here are some Keyboard Shorcuts : CTRL + Mousewheel up/down: Change the font size in a conversation window. CTRL + E: Center text CTRL + R: Right justify text CTRL + L or CTRL+J: Left justify text F9: Open Gmail to send an email to the person you talk to F11: Start a call F12: Stop the current call ESC: Close the current window Tab – Switches to next opened gtalk window. (same effect with Ctrl+tab and Shift+tab) Shift + Tab – The same thing does that Tab but in reverse. Ctrl + Shift + L – Switch between points, numbers, letters, capital letters, roman numbers and capital roman numbers Bold Text : Use asterix before and after the text to make it bold. Like *hello* will make it hello. Italic Text : Use underscores before and after the text to make it italic....

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[FAO] Weekend Fun !!!

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled back, "  Goa University " And they say blondes are dumb... ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The wife replies, "I'll miss you..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- "It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack...

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[FAO] Wish You A Very Happy Holi!!!

Click Below For More Beautiful N Exclusive Holi Cards Exclusive Holi CardsKey Words : Holi cards , holi wish cards , happy holi card , hindi happy holi card, english happy holi cards, best holi cards,  exclusive holi cards, meaningful happy holi cards, office holi car...

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[FAO] Have a funfilled Holi Dost!!!

May the joy, cheer, Mirth and merriment Of this divine festival Surround you forever. May the happiness, That this season brings Brighten your life And, hope the year Brings you luck and Fulfills all your dearest dreams! Happy Holi ….. ******************************************************** Dear subscriber, Your validity for taking a bath expires on this holi. Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo … So wish you a happy holi! ******************************************************** Bhagwaan kare aaj aapko jo bhi mile voh…. voh…… voh… Voh aapko hara, neela , peeela, laal gulaal lagaye aur aapko nahane mai 2 ghante lage:P Have a funfilled Holi Dost!!! ******************************************************** Dil Sapno se...

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[FAO] Santa Banta : Strikes Again

SANTA BANTA    Funda Beggars can be choosers... Beautiful Red Underwear Santa caught unzipping! Gay or Not Key words : Joke , husband-wife joke , wife joke, hilarious joke, funny, best joke, jokes for you, couple jokes , cute jokes , naughty jokes , adult jokes , Kids Jokes , santa banta jo...

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[FAO] Highlights of Union Budget 2010-11

Finance Minister Pranab Mukherjee presented the Union Budget 2010-11 in parliament on Friday. Has he lived up to the expectations of the taxpayers? Is it a populist Budget? Will it also help India to grow? To find out read on.. Highlights... FM prunes tax rates: Income up to Rs 1.6 lakh - nil Income above Rs 1.6 lakh and up to Rs 5 lakh - 10 per cent Income above Rs 5 lakh and up to Rs 8 lakh - 20 per cent Income above Rs 8 lakh - 30 per cent.Income Tax department ready with two-page Saral-2 return forms for individual salaried assesses.New tax rates would offer relief to 60 per cent of tax-payers. Government's net ...

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[FAO] Good Morning !!!

The Pencil Maker took the pencil aside, just before putting him into the box.  There are 5 things you need to know, he told the pencil,  before I send you out into the world.  Always remember them and never forget,  and you will become the best pencil you can be. One: You will be able to do many great things, but only if you allow  yourself to be held in Someone's hand. Two: You will experience a painful sharpening from time to time,  but you'll need it to become a better pencil. Three: You will be able to correct any mistakes you might make. Four: The most important part of you will always be...

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[FAO] Sachin Tendulkar Double Century (200 Runs)

Check out SACHIN TENDULKAR: Career Flashback  Tendulkar underlined his sensational class with a double century in Gwalior Sachin Tendulkar created history with the first double century in one-day internationals as India thrashed South Africa by 153 runs in Gwalior.The 36-year-old hit 25 fours and three sixes in an unbeaten 200 off 147 balls. It passed the previous best of 194, set by Pakistan's Saeed Anwar in 1997 and Zimbabwe's Charles Coventry last year. Mahendra Dhoni hit four sixes in 68 from 35 balls in a mammoth 401-3, and South Africa were 248 all out as India took an unassailable 2-0 series lead. Tendulkar,...

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[FAO] Valentine’s Day SMS:Hindi.

Valentines Day SMS:Hindi. Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the Kabhi Ajnabee se milay the, fir yunhi miltay chale gaye, ham to aapko dost bananewale the magar aap to hamare dil ki dhadkan banthe chale gaye. Happy Valentines Day jaan. Love kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi Love kaho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager,dubo to zindagi, karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum. Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge Kitna bhi chaho na bhul paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein. HapPy VaLentine Day Jaan..!!! Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa, Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai, Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye Inkaar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai.....

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[FAO] Valentine's Day SMS.- English

Valentines Day SMS.If You r asking If You r asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever.. If You r askin if Ill Leave U the answer is Never.. If You r askin What I valuethe Answer is U.. if You r askin if I love U the answer is I do. Walk Into My Life Swetheart!!How much I love you There is a lot of birds whispering only about you, you should once listen to them, and then you would know how much I love you.Smiles can be given to any one Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles… For smiles can be given to any one… But tears are only shed for people we love! Happy Valentines Day !LOVING you is what i plan to do DREAMING of you makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes me * Smile* HAVING you is the best thing ever, and LOVING you is what i plan to...

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[FAO] Valentine's Day Ideas

Valentines Day IdeasIf you are aspiring for an exquisite Valentines Day then just go through the touching valentine ideas or tips to make an ideal valentines day.A simple 'I Love You' with a kiss can set an awesome mood for a Valentines Day. Decorate his/her house with hearts, bows and ribbons. Make arrangements for surprise flower bouquets. Cook a dinner for two and decorate the room with heart-shaped candles. Gift him/her with velvet full of fresh Valentine days chocolates. A romantic note asking him/her to be your valentine. Send sweet love quotes. Read More http://www.forangelsonly.org/festivals-events/valentine-day-ideas#more-5393 Key words :Valentines Day , Valentines Day  Idea , Valentines Day gifts, Valentines Day celebration , Valentines Day  flowers, Valentines...

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[FAO] Wish u a Very Happy Maha Shivaratri Feb 12 2010

One of the most religious Hindu festivals, Maha Shivaratri falls on the fourteenth day of the dark fortnight of Phalguna (February- March), and is dedicated to the worship of Lord Shiva, one of the principal Hindu deities. Maha Shivratri is the night when he is said to have performed the Tandava Nritya or the dance of primordial creation, preservation and destruction. The festival is observed for one day and one night only. Maha Shivratri is universally observed by all pious Hindus with fasting, singing of bhajans, recital of Sanskrit shlokas, offering of prayers, flowers, fruits and food that is specially prepared in honor of the deity...

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[FAO] For My Lifelong Valentine - Poem

  For My Wife On Valentine's Day A note to say I love you From the bottom of my heart A wife to call my very own So special from the start. Words softly whispered So you will know I care A love so strong and so true The two of us can share. Sending a package special Full of love right from the start Wrapped so nice and pretty For it holds my loving heart. Today is a special day One thing I'd like to say Know how much I love you Have a Happy Valentine's Day. Valentine day poem , love poem , Romantic poem , true love poem , Poem for someone special, I love you poem , Love sayings , love quotes&nb...

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