New Year Wallpapers, Wishes

 

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KOLAVERI DI GUJARATI VERSION (CHOKRI KHARCHAA DI)

 

Why this chokri always kharcha di

Don't miss this awesome version of Kolaveri Di in Gujarati by DJ Adee.

tags: Kolaveri Di , Dhanush, Gujarati version, DJ Adee

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USB watch And MP3 Player Fashion Sunglasses

1 GB USB watch

Description

A USB watch with a built in USB storage hard drive and USB cable

This is one watch that more than just another pretty face. HOT USB WATCH with 1GB memory! Xonix USB Watch Reliable Mass Storage Solution on Your Wrist

Features:

    Flash Storage Drive
    Standard USB interface
    Driver free in Windows ME or higher
    BOOTABLE DISK and Security Area
    Shock proof and Anti-static
    Japan MOVT
    3ATM Water resistance
    Stainless steel bezel
    1GB memory

A Xonix USB watch with a built in USB storage hard drive and USB cable. This is one watch that more than just another pretty face. In today fast paced computing world it important to have the ability to take files to and from the office. We all do work at home. Now, transferring those files is easier than ever. Just upload files onto your watch by plugging the built in USB cable directly into your computer. Then all you have to do is wear your watch into work and plug it into your office computer. Presto! With in seconds you wille made the transfer. No more having to lug around disks or laptops to transfer files. With a generous 32MB of storage space you will even have the ability to carry music and photo files. But more about the pretty face. This incredible watch was designed with plenty of handsome features. The kind that turn heads. We started with a sleek brushed stainless steel case and a bold modern face. Then we accented it with a stylized silicone rubber wrist band where the backbone of this technological masterpiece is located. The USB cable is so stylized that people will think that it will simply an ingenious design feature. But if they ask, you will have one heck of a conversation piece on your hand. Literally! Smooth Japanese movement will sip battery power for up to 3 years. Includes CD for data transfer and password security system. Compatible with Windows 98, ME, 2000, XP, Linux 2.4 or higher and Mac OS 8.6 or higher. Now that will what we call real mobile computing.

Be the first to wear this intelligent watch for today will demanding computing world. This is USB storage you will actually use! Its a cool gadget to give as a gift, and stylish enough to wear everyday whether its for going out or to work. Plug and play makes this USB watch the ultimate solution to USB storage.

Technical details:

    Standard USB interface and extension USB cord included (1 meter)
    Plug and play, easy operation with startup cd disk included
    LED indicator light indicating the status of the device
    Operating Systems: Windows 98 , Windows Millennium Edition (Windows ME), Windows 2000, Windows XP, Linux 2.4 or higher, Mac OS 8.6 or higher
    Reading speed: 1000KB/second
    Writing speed: 920KB/second
    Shock proof and Anti-static
    Water resistance
    Citizen 2035 movement with 3-year battery life
    Memory size: 1GB

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2GB MP3 Watch
Description

MP3 USB watch from Xonix with 2GB Memory

With its stainless brushed case, the Xonix watch appears to be a rugged sports watch. It is, but it's also a lot more!

This handsome watch has 2GB of memory and a USB Connectivity port built in. That means you can hook it up to your computer and download data files or MP3 and WMA files for music. It also has a built-in microphone so you can record voice memos. Of course, there's an earphone jack that delivers 3D stereo sound to the included earphones. Did we mention that it also displays accurate time on its stylish, black, analog face? If you're looking for that unique gift for someone (or yourself), this Xonix wristwatch is hard to beat! Buy your Xonix MP3 watch today, same as BMW MP3 watch and similar to Casio MP3 watch

Features include:

    MP3 player
    Digital Voice recorder/microphone
    2GB USB flash memory
    Stores up to 2GB of music
    Sequence/repeat/random play options
    LED Light indicator
    Pop/rock/jazz/classic music digital audio effects
    3D stereo sound
    Delete track function
    Rechargeable long life battery
    Power saving mode
    Low battery indicator
    Auto power off
    MP3/WMA/ADPCM playable formats
    USB 1.1 interface
    20Hz-20kHz frequency range
    72 hrs. voice recording time

System requirements:

    Windows 98/2000/XP/SE, Mac OS X/0S 9
    Available USB port
    64MB RAM or more
    20MB or more hard disk space
    166MHz Pentium MMX or faster

Accessories include:

    Stereo earphones
    USB extension cable
    USB connection/circuit charger
    User manual
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2GB MP3 Sunglasses Player with Fashion Sunglasses

Fashion Sunglasses Flash MP3 Player With Adjustable Earphone, Lift Up Glasses, USB Drive, Red Color, Memory optional: 2GB, 4GB

Specification:

    Memory: 2GB
    Music Format: MP3, WMA
    Bit rate: 32-320Kbps
    SNR (Signal to Noise Ratio): >85dB
    Output of earphones: 2 x 12mW (16Ohm)
    USB: 2.0
    System: Windows 98/SE/ME/2000/XP/ VISTA
    Power Source: Built-in Rechargeable Li-ion Battery
    Dimension: 170x60x8mm(LxWxD)

 2GB MP3 Sunglasses Player with Fashion Sunglasses Flash MP3 Player
Features

    Support MP3 / WMA
    Stylish appearance, unique design, Top grade sunglasses & High qulity MP3 player in one,suitable for outside trip
    A pair of earphones adjusting 270 degree rotation
    Integrated USB drive and USB recharge
    Eyeglasses can be lift up in under-light environment


Package Contents
1 x 2GB MP3 Player Sunglasses
1 x CD drive
1 x Usb cable
1 x Charger
1 x English User manual

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New Rangoli Designs For Diwali 2011

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Top Ten Annoying Habits Of Women

Top 10 habits of women that annoy men the most

Her hair blocks the shower drain every now and then, she would always crib how you never listen to her - men just don't like when women do these things. Right?

But, there are many more, and novelist Giles Coren sheds light on the top ten habits of women that annoy men the most, reports the Daily Mail.
Never ordering a dessert, then eating mine
Ooh no, I'm full. I couldn't possibly eat any pudding, I'm stuffed," she says. And when my treacle pudding arrives she would have one spoon after another and finish the whole thing.

Failing to grasp that she moults
Every now and then her hair would block the shower plughole for which she would say, "That's not necessarily mine!"

Never packing enough books, or even any books, for a holiday
He'll make a huge fuss about capsule wardrobes but would never pack a book. Just a couple of magazines for the plane, which she leafs through in four minutes after which she grabs the fat thriller you've been looking forward to reading for months. She would hog it for a week, then leaves it on a boat when she's finished and says: "It was rubbish anyway."

Refusing to offer an opinion when asked for one
Which is so very different from not having an opinion. So if we're thinking of going out for dinner, for example, and you say: "What do you fancy, Chinese? Italian? A nice bit of sushi?"

She'll say: "I don't mind, whatever you feel like."
And when you book an Italian restaurant, she would say, "You know perfectly well that I HATE Italian food."

Constantly saying, "The thing that women find most attractive in a man is a sense of humour"
Which just isn't true. What women find attractive is tall, handsome, rich. That is what women find attractive. And that is all.

Giving up in the middle of every game
Chess or cribbage or tennis or croquet or absolutely anything - it happens the moment they go slightly behind and no longer look like winning.

Never being satisfied with a hotel room
When you arrive at your hotel after a long journey and flop yourself down on the bed, she'll stand in the middle of the room with her hands on her hips and say: "Well, this just won't do, it's supposed to have a view!" Then insist on seeing every single other room in the hotel, before actually deciding that the first room was fine, after all.

Thinking animals have feelings
I feel so sorry for that puppy, it looked so sad, it really wanted us to take it home." No, it's a dog. It does not feel sadness. It feels only hunger and the need to foul the pavement outside my house. It does not feel sad, or rejected, or worthless or unwanted.

Always leaving some awful pop music station on top volume in the car when she was the last one to drive it
So that when you get in on a cold morning to go to work, and switch the radio on expecting to hear the mellifluous mutterings of the Today programme, it instead blasts into shrieking life with some frightful oik bellowing rage into a voice-distorter over the sound of a huge drum kit being kicked down a hill by donkeys.

Making a huge fuss about how important it is that women players get the same Wimbledon prize money as male playersut then, when the tournament starts, she's only interested in watching the men, because they're sexy and the tennis is exciting, and doesn't watch even a second of the ladies, because it's boring and they grunt too much.

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Sacchi Dosti

Sacchi Dosti....enjoy.

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:

Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.

Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:

Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.

Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:

Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.

Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:

Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.

Papa - Mard ban.

Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

Chal Daaru Peete Hain...

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Top 10 best SMS for Friendship Day

Friendship Day (August 7) is round the corner and while you are hunting for the perfect way to make your friends feel special, you must know that nothing beats the midnight SMS. It just shows you couldn't wait to wish them :) So if you are lost for words or have too many to say, we help you out with a bunch of funny, senti and cheesy Friendship Day SMSes. Go ahead and pick the perfect one for your friend.

1. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down & always close to the heart. Love you, dear bra..

(Perfect for the boys ;) )

2. Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I will be the 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY?

(Send this one right away if you know you're going to forget.)

3. Love is DOCOMO, do the new.

Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.

But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan.

(For the cheesy dude who bores you with his wannabe one-liners.)

4. Every garden must have a rose, Every sweet face must have a smile, Every grass must have some dew & Every person in the world must have a friend like "YOU". Happy Friendship Day!

(For the regular friend.)

5. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. Happy Friendship Day, BFF!!!

(Yes, you guessed right - this one's for the BFF!)

6. Crazy days and screwed up nights,

Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,

Secrets we will take to the grave,

Pictures we will forever save.

Through thick and thin,

Always true.

Friends forever,

Me n U!

(For the college buddies you'll never forget.)

7. Friendship is like a computer;

I 'enter' ur life,

'save' u in my heart,

'format' ur problems,

& never 'delete' u from my memory!

Happy Friendship Day.

(You could send this to your other cheesy friend.)

8. If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! Happy Friendship Day!

(Always bumming you, huh? Drop this not-so-subtle hint...LOL)

9. GOD is so wise, he didn't create FRIENDS with price tags because if He did, I couldn't afford YOU!!! Happy Friendship Day!

(For the one who has stood by you.)

10. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER ;) Happy Friendship Day!

(For anyone you want to rile this Friendship Day;) )

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‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’

Video: Watch the trailer of ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’ starring Dr. Manmohan Singh

 

The Prime Minister’s office has teamed up with producers of the upcoming flick ‘Singham’ to release an ad-campaign ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’. Watch the Prime Minister take on baddies such as corruption, inflation, black money, and terrorism in ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’

“Not many people realize that Dr. Manmohan Singh’s life is very glamorous and exciting – he works 18 hours a day poring over files, making speeches, meeting dignitaries and briefing Madam so that the people of India can lead more prosperous lives. This campaign will portray the true face of Dr. Singh – that of a superhero committed to vanquishing India’s problems through extra-ordinary policy prescriptions,” said Dr. Harish Khare, PM’s media adviser.

The PM apparently had watched a trailer of ‘Singham’ on TV and hit upon the idea of using filmi stunts rather than delivering soporific, cliché ridden speeches to signal that he means business. According to PMO officials, the Prime Minister has done all the stunts by himself in the movie. And those 6 pack abs are very much genuine. “Dr. Singh has a life beyond economics, okay! When not reading abstruse macroeconomic theory, Dr. Singh usually pumps weights in the gym to maintain a toned, sexy physique,” explained a PMO official.

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Bade badaai na kare

 

Movie  : ANKHIYON KE JHAROKHON SE
Song : Bade Badai Na Kare
Lyrics Hindi Song Title: Bade Badai Na Kare
Singer(s): HEMALATA, JASPAL SINGH  

bade badaai na kare bade na bole bol - 2
rahiman heera kab kahe laakh taka mera mol - 2

jo baden ko laghu kahe nahi rahim ghat jaaye - 2
girdhar murlidhar kahe katchhu dukh maanat naayi
rahima katchhu dukh maanat naayi

gyaani se kahiye kaha kehat kabir lajaay - 2
andhe aage naachte kala akaarat jaay
kabira kala akaarat jaay

aaisi baani boliye mann ka aapa khoy - 2
auran ko sheetal kare aaphu seetal hoy
kabira aaphu seetal hoy

raat gawai soye ke diwas gawayo khaay - 2
heera janam amol ka kaudi badle jaay
kabira kaudi badle jaay

tulsi bharose raam ke nirbhay hoke soye - 2
anhoni honi nahi honi ho so hooy
re tulsi honi ho so hooy

meri bhav bhadha haro radha nagar sooy - 2
jaa tanu ki chaii pare shaam harit dwiti hooy
bihari shaam harit dwiti hooy

dukh mein sumiran sab kare sukh mein kare na kooi - 2
jo sukh mein sumiran kare toh dukh kahe ko hooy
kabira dukh kahe ko hooy

aawat heey harse nahi nainan nahi sneh - 2
tulsi tahan na jaaye chahe kanchan barse megh
tulsi chahe kanchan barse megh

bura jo dekhan main chala bura na milya kooi - 2
jo dil khoja aapna mujh saa bura na kooy
kabira mujh sa bura na kooy

rahi mann dhaga prem ka mat todo chatkaay - 2
toote se phir na joode jude ghaath pad jaaye
rahima jude ghaath pad jaaye

bigadi baat bane nahi laakh karo inkooi - 2
rahiman bigade dudh mathe na maakhan hooy
rahima mathe na maakhan hooy 

tags : Bade Badai Na Kare

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Pyaar Ka Punchnama (Dimag ki Dahi - Full Dialogue)

Pyaar Ka Punchnama (Dimag ki Dahi - Full Dialogue)

Too Hilarious

Pyaar,  Punchnama, Dimag, Dahi, Full, Dialogue

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Teri Yaad Ka suraj chamka - Mitali Singh

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Mujhe tum nazar se giraa to rahe ho

 Movie : DORAHA(PAKISTANI)
 Hindi Song Title: Mujhe Tum Nazar Se
 Singer(s): MEHDI HASSAN


Hindi Lyrics:

(mujhe tum nazar se giraa to rahe ho
mujhe tum kabhi bhi bhulaa na sakoge ) -2
na jaane mujhe kyun yaqin ho chalaa hain
mere pyaar ko tum mitaa na sakoge
mujhe tum nazar se

meri yaad hogi jidhar jaaoge tum
kabhi nagmaa banke, kabhi banke aaNsoo -2
tadaptaa mujhe har taraf paaoge tum
shamaa jo jalaayee hai meri vafaa ne
bujhaana bhi chaaho bujhaa na sakoge
mujhe tum nazar se

kabhi naam daanton mein aayaa jo meraa
to bechain ho ho ke dil thaam loge -2
nigaahon mein chhaayegaa Gham kaa andheraa
kisi ne jo poochhaa sabab aaNsuoN kaa
bataanaa bhi chaaho bataa na sakoge
mujhe tum nazar se giraa to rahe ho
mujhe tum kabhigi bhgii bhulaa na sakoge
mujhe tum nazar se

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Beautiful Koyal Rana: Miss Teen India 2008

Koyal Rana the new sensation from Delhi is the generation next in the world of glamour gifted by Delhi.

Koyal Rana at a tender age of 15 years shocked the glamour world by her beautiful smile, fitness and her symbolism of beauty as she was crowned by Miss Teen India 2008, a beauty pageant sponsored by TVS Scooty. The winner of this teen diva in 2008 Miss Koel Rana (also Koyal Rana) is doing a lot of social work and had proved herself .
Koyal Rana, the beautiful girl with the vivacious smile represents India, the world’s largest functional democracy with amazing cultural, religious and linguistic diversity. Her first name translates to beautiful humming bird and her surname has a long history of warriors. At ease in English, Hindi. her beautiful smile and sweet nature won everyone’s hearts at Teen India Pageant. She was also awarded the title of “Miss Fit” for her athletic and fitness achievements.


Date of Birth : Koyal Rana was born on 4th Jan 1993.
Zodiac sign is Aquarius as birthday of Koyal Rana is in January. As the aquarians are born leader, Koyal Rana is the leader of glamor world in generation next.

Education : Koyal Rana is good in her academics, she has good command in maths. Schooling of Koel Rana is from St. Thomas High School in Delhi.

Language spoken by Koyal Rana is English, Hindi and Punjabi and she she is equally fluent in all the three language.

Thus Koyal Rana the hot girl from Delhi is a ruler of generation next in this glamour world and this is clearly revealed by pictures of Koyal Rana. See the gallery of pictures of Koyal Rana below.






 

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A Bitter Reality

A  Bitter Reality :WRITTEN BY AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER

 
As the dream of most parents I had acquired a degree in Software Engineering and joined a company based in USA, the land of braves and opportunity. When I arrived in the USA, it was as if a dream had come true.



Here at last I was in the place where I want to be. I decided I would be staying in this country for about Five years in which time I would have earned enough money to settle down in India.



My father was a government employee and after his retirement, the only asset he could acquire was a decent one bedroom flat.



I wanted to do some thing more than him. I started feeling homesick and lonely as the time passed. I used to call home and speak to my parents every week using cheap international phone cards. Two years passed, two years of Burgers at McDonald's and pizzas and discos and 2 years watching the foreign exchange rate getting happy whenever the Rupee value went down.



Finally I decided to get married. Told my parents that I have only 10 days of holidays and everything must be done within these 10 days. I got my ticket booked in the cheapest flight. Was jubilant and was actually enjoying hopping for gifts for all my friends back home. If I miss anyone then there will be talks. After reaching home I spent home one week going through

all the photographs of girls and as the time was getting shorter I was forced to select one candidate.



In-laws told me, to my surprise, that I would have to get married in 2-3 days, as I will not get anymore holidays. After the marriage, it was time to return to USA, after giving some money to my parents and telling the neighbors to look after

them, we returned to USA.



My wife enjoyed this country for about two months and then she started feeling lonely. The frequency of calling India increased to twice in a week sometimes 3 times a week. Our savings started diminishing.



After two more years we started to have kids. Two lovely kids, a boy and a girl, were gifted to us by the almighty. Every time I spoke to my parents, they asked me to come to India so that they can see their grand-children.



Every year I decide to go to India… But part work part monetary conditions prevented it. Years went by and visiting India was a distant dream. Then suddenly one day I got a message that my parents were seriously sick. I tried but I couldn't get any holidays and thus could not go to India ... The

next message I got was my parents had passed away and as there was no one to do the last rights the society members had done whatever they could. I was depressed. My parents had passed away without seeing their grand children.



After couple more years passed away, much to my children's dislike and my wife's joy we returned to India to settle down.



I started to look for a suitable property, but to my dismay my savings were short and the property prices had gone up during all these years. I had to return to the USA.



My wife refused to come back with me and my children refused to stay in India. My 2 children and I returned to US after promising my wife I would be back for good after two years.



Time passed by, my daughter decided to get married to an American and my son was happy living in USA... I decided that had enough and wound-up every thing and returned to India... I had just enough money to buy a decent 02 bedroom flat in a well-developed locality.



Now I am 60 years old and the only time I go out of the flat is for the routine visit to the nearby temple. My faithful wife has also left me and gone to the holy abode.


Sometimes



I wondered was it worth all this?



My father, even after staying in India,



Had a house to his name and I too have

the same nothing more.



I lost my parents and children for just ONE EXTRA BEDROOM.



Looking out from the window I see a lot of children dancing.



This damned cable TV has spoiled our new generation and these children are losing their values and culture because of it.

I get occasional cards from my children asking I am alright.



Well at least they remember me.



Now perhaps after I die it will be the neighbors again who will be performing my last rights, God Bless them.



But the question still remains 'was all this worth it?'

I am still searching for an answer.................!!!

START THINKING

IS IT JUST FOR ONE EXTRA BEDROOM???

LIFE IS BEYOND THIS ..DON'T JUST LEAVE YOUR LIFE ..
START LIVING IT .
LIVE IT AS YOU WANT IT TO BE

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Socha nahin acha bura

Socha nahin acha bura,dekha suna kuch bhi nahin,
Manga KHUDA se raat din tere siwa kuch bhi nahin,

Socha tujhe,dekha tujhe,chaha tujhe,pooja tujhe,
Meri khata meri wafa,teri khata kuch bhi nahin.

Jis per humari aankh ne moti bichaye raat bhar,
Bheja wohi kaghaz usay,humne likha kuch bhi nahin.

Ek shaam ki dehleez per baithay rahe woh dair tak,
Aankhon se ki baatein bahut,munh se kaha kuch bhi nahin.

Do chaar din ki baat hai dil khaak mai so jayega,
Jab aag per kaghaz rakha baqi bacha kuch bhi nahi...

Singers:Chitra Singh, Jagjit Singh

 

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Why is India still a developing country?

The Ant & The Grasshopper

  

An Old Story:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter. The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs, dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

 

Indian Version:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant’s a fool and laughs, dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.

NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The world is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant’s house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Mayawati states this as `injustice’ done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Ban-ki-Moon criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ‘Bengal Bandh’ in West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Mamta Bannerji allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the ‘Grasshopper Rath’.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ‘Prevention of Terrorism Against Grasshoppers Act’ [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Kapil Sibal makes ‘Special Reservation’ for Grasshoppers in Educational Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, it’s home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ‘A Triumph of Justice’.

Mamta calls it ‘Socialistic Justice’.

CPM calls it the ‘ Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden ‘

Ban-ki-Moon invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

 

Arundhati Roy, Medha Patkar & Mamta Bannerji

Many years later….

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar company in Silicon Valley while hundreds of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India,

……AND

as a result of losing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the Grasshoppers,
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India is still a developing country!!!

 

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Shahid's First Look In Mausam

Pankaj Kapoor turns director and has son Shahid Kapoor cast opposite Sonam Kapoor in his romantic film Mausam. According to reports, Shahid will be seen essaying the role of an Air Force officer, sporting a moustache.

Sonam is playing the lead in Mausam.

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