Sacchi Dosti

Sacchi Dosti....enjoy.

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

Chal Daaru Peete Hain...

Top 10 best SMS for Friendship Day

Friendship Day (August 7) is round the corner and while you are hunting for the perfect way to make your friends feel special, you must know that nothing beats the midnight SMS. It just shows you couldn't wait to wish them :) So if you are lost for words or have too many to say, we help you out with a bunch of funny, senti and cheesy Friendship Day SMSes. Go ahead and pick the perfect one for your friend.

1. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down & always close to the heart. Love you, dear bra..

(Perfect for the boys ;) )

2. Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I will be the 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY?

(Send this one right away if you know you're going to forget.)


3. Love is DOCOMO, do the new.

Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.

But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan.

(For the cheesy dude who bores you with his wannabe one-liners.)


4. Every garden must have a rose, Every sweet face must have a smile, Every grass must have some dew & Every person in the world must have a friend like "YOU". Happy Friendship Day!

(For the regular friend.)


5. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. Happy Friendship Day, BFF!!!

(Yes, you guessed right - this one's for the BFF!)


6. Crazy days and screwed up nights,

Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,

Secrets we will take to the grave,

Pictures we will forever save.

Through thick and thin,

Always true.

Friends forever,

Me n U!

(For the college buddies you'll never forget.)


7. Friendship is like a computer;

I 'enter' ur life,

'save' u in my heart,

'format' ur problems,

& never 'delete' u from my memory!

Happy Friendship Day.

(You could send this to your other cheesy friend.)


8. If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! Happy Friendship Day!

(Always bumming you, huh? Drop this not-so-subtle hint...LOL)


9. GOD is so wise, he didn't create FRIENDS with price tags because if He did, I couldn't afford YOU!!! Happy Friendship Day!

(For the one who has stood by you.)


10. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER ;) Happy Friendship Day!

(For anyone you want to rile this Friendship Day;) )

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‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’





Video: Watch the trailer of ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’ starring Dr. Manmohan Singh

 

The Prime Minister’s office has teamed up with producers of the upcoming flick ‘Singham’ to release an ad-campaign ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’. Watch the Prime Minister take on baddies such as corruption, inflation, black money, and terrorism in ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’

“Not many people realize that Dr. Manmohan Singh’s life is very glamorous and exciting – he works 18 hours a day poring over files, making speeches, meeting dignitaries and briefing Madam so that the people of India can lead more prosperous lives. This campaign will portray the true face of Dr. Singh – that of a superhero committed to vanquishing India’s problems through extra-ordinary policy prescriptions,” said Dr. Harish Khare, PM’s media adviser.

The PM apparently had watched a trailer of ‘Singham’ on TV and hit upon the idea of using filmi stunts rather than delivering soporific, cliché ridden speeches to signal that he means business. According to PMO officials, the Prime Minister has done all the stunts by himself in the movie. And those 6 pack abs are very much genuine. “Dr. Singh has a life beyond economics, okay! When not reading abstruse macroeconomic theory, Dr. Singh usually pumps weights in the gym to maintain a toned, sexy physique,” explained a PMO official.