I'm just a stupid common s/w engineer

I'm just a Stupid Common software engineer... “A Wednesday” style. For all of you who have seen the movie ' A Wednesday'... Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehchan hai tumhari ? Unknown Caller : Kaun hun main...main voh hun jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein voh hun jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke ki kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkaar na kar de... Main voh hun jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de.. Main voh hun jiski biwi usse friday ko dus baar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? "  Mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki voh ye jaan naa chahti hai ki kahin hamesha ki tarah last moment pe ...

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

These amazingly beautiful fantasy photography was done by Russian photographer Andrey Yakovlev & art director Lili Aleeva. Models shown in this fantasy project are Lera Loginova and Anastasia Sutupova. Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva Fantasy Photography...

Expecting

ExpectingA young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife's expecting.""Oh," said the Officer, "I understand. Go ahead and tell your wife that I wish her luck."The following week the same soldier was back again with the same explanation, "My wife's expecting." The Officer looked surprised."Still expecting?" he said, "Well, well, my boy, you must be pretty bothered. Of course you can have the weekend off."When the same soldier appeared again the third week, however, the Officer lost his temper. "Don't tell me your wife is still expecting!" he bellowed."Yes, sir!" said the soldier resolutely, "She's still expecting.""What in the Hell is she expecting?" cried the Officer."ME" said the soldier...

How to cure Pimples naturally

When hairs, sebum, and skin cells group together, they may form a plug, which serves as a breeding ground for bacteria. Soon, swelling sets in and as the plug starts to “break down,” the result is an unattractive pimple. There are no age limitations when it comes to pimples. While teenagers and young adults suffer a greater chance of re-occurrence,  there are some individuals who never lose their susceptibility. Men and women in their 50s and 60s may still show signs of acne outbreaks. While there are many different kinds of pimples, the most common types you may encounter, include: a) White heads: Pimples that remain under the surface of the skin. b) Blackheads: Pimples that appear on the surface of the skin and have a black appearance. Sometimes, individuals...

10 Must Know Things About Your Eyes

Few people could argue that without our 5 senses, life would be pretty dull. All our senses are extremely important but I think if you asked most people which sense would they least like to lose they would probably say their vision. As with most of our abilities, our vision is something that many of us take for granted. If you stop and think for a moment, you will realize that just about everything we do in our day to day life involves our vision. During this article I am going to try and see if I can get you to start thinking a little bit more about your eyes. Listed below is my top 10 list of weird and wonderful things you didn't know...

Erik Johansson Creative Photography

Eric Johansson is a Swedish photographer and retouch artist.   He says, “Although one photo can consist hundreds of layers I always want it to look like it could have been captured.”   Truly Amazing work !     Eric Johansson's official website:http://erikjohanssonphoto.com/ ...

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