The Professional !!! Joke
Posted by Admin on 12:54 AM
The Professional !!!
A woman received a call that her daughter was sick.
She stopped by the pharmacy to get medication,
got back to her car and found
that she had locked her keys inside.
The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said "I don't know how
to use this." She asked God to send her HELP.
Within 5 minutes a motorcycle pulled up. The man
got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked
my keys in my car. I must get home. Please,
can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in
less than a minute the car was open. She hugged
the man and through tears said "Thank You
SO Much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied
"Lady, I am NOT a nice man.
I just got out of PRISON yesterday,
I was in prison for car theft.
The woman hugged the man again sobbing,
"Oh, thank you God! You even
SENT ME A PROFESSIONAL !!!"
May God Bless You, Your Family and
Your Friends the Way He Has Blessed Us.
I was Silent; Sad emo poem
Posted by Admin on 12:35 AM
I Was Silent.
U
Hurt Me at the extreme level..
I was Silent
U
Broke my heart..
I was Silent
U
Ignore me at worst..I was Silent
U
Busy with others didn t even care for me..
I was Silent
Every time I texts U But U didn t reply me..
I was Silent
But when u left me, I Burst into Tears
B Coz
U Hurt Me More Than I Deserve !!!
Memo from God
Posted by Admin on 12:29 AM
I am God.
Today I will be handling all of
your problems.
Please remember that I do not
need your help.
If life happens to deliver a
situation to you that you cannot handle, do not attempt to resolve it.
Kindly put it in the SFGTD
(something for God to do) box.
All situations will be resolved,
but in My time, not yours.
Once the matter is placed into
the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it.
Instead, focus on all the
wonderful things that are present in your life now.
If you find yourself stuck in
traffic; Don't despair.
There are people in this world
for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.
Should you have a bad day at
work;
Think of the man who has been
out of work for years.
Should you despair over a
relationship gone bad;
Think of the person who has
never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.
Should you grieve the passing of
another weekend;
Think of the woman in dire
straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her
children.
Should your car break down,
leaving you miles away from assistance;
Think of the paraplegic who
would love the opportunity to take that walk.
Should you notice a new gray
hair in the mirror;
Think of the cancer patient in
chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.
Should you find yourself at a
loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose?
Be thankful. There are those who
didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.
Should you find yourself the
victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or
insecurities;
Remember, things could be worse.
You could be one of them!
Should you decide to send this
to a friend;
Thank you, you may have touched
their life in ways you will never know!
