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[FAO] 101 must take new year resolutions for you





 
                                                                                                                                                    

 
 
 
 



 101 must take new year resolutions for you:


 

  1. Send flowers to near & dear ones
    resolution to send flowers
  2. Never look back
  3. Don't brood, keep the head high
  4. watch news channels over soaps
  5. buy and read books
    read more
  6. Chill! Cool your heels
  7. Give a damn to foes
  8. snore less (if you can help it)
  9. Give back, when required
  10. Spend time with the pet
    spend time with pets
  11. Network more, make friends
  12. Pray to the Almighty
  13. Express admiration for others
  14. Clean the bedroom, at least weekly
  15. Write and continue writing diary
  16. Celebrate without reasons
  17. Admit your faults
  18. Less use of credit card
    Enjoy rains and nature
  19. Enjoy nature, rains
  20. Listen to music regularly
    music for the soul
  21. Bake a cake, once in a while
  22. Visit aged relatives
  23. No lending money
  24. Be yourself
  25. Cultivate a hobby
  26. Read and share jokes
    go for a trek
  27. Take trips
  28. Gift yourself
    gift yourself and others
  29. Help mom/wife in household choir
  30. Listen to Dad's advice in investment
  31. Connect to old friends
  32. Beg pardon.. after burping
  33. Flush, after hitting the loo
  34. Save, save and save with a target
  35. Clean up your own mess
  36. Brush teeth twice
  37. Bathe daily
  38. Stop doubting the maid
  39. Eat healthy, say no to junk food eat healthy stay healthy
  40. Cook a meal, as frequently as possible
  41. Drink more.....WATER
  42. Go for an eye checkup
  43. Don't bring work to home
  44. Listen to parents
  45. Say no to jealousy
  46. Discuss ideas and concepts, not people
  47. Picnicpicnics, outings, and getaways
  48. No borrowing clothes
  49. Express your love
  1. Show when you care
  2. Have a positive bent of mind
  3. Don't pretend
  4. Think beyond the given conditions and the present
    laugh to your heart's content
  5. Feel good
  6. Smile more often
    feel good
  7. Compliment liberally and truthfully
  8. Dutch... with friends
  9. Take morning walks, long walks
    taking walks is a must
  10. Use the fork and spoon, while eating
  11. Ignore hygiene mania
  12. Respond to all emails
  13. Write snail mail
  14. Chat with common sense and honesty
  15. Count calorie intake
  16. Do something about being overweight
  17. Start the day with newspapers
  18. Respect secrets & keep them
  19. Trust fellow human beings
  20. Listen to your heart
  21. Believe in miracles
  22. Want less, accept more
  23. Share your dreams
  24. Thank your stars..more often
  25. No self praise
  26. Thank God more often
  27. Treat dandruffs, get to a dermatologist
  28. Change socks daily
    please see that their smell donot disturb others
  29. Fold clothes before putting them in the cupboard
  30. Give space, mental and physical, to others
  31. Participate in home choirshelp in household choir, and bake cakes
  32. Donate to charity organizations
  33. Give advice only when it is asked for, and when it is a life and death question
  34. Surf less, meet people more
  35. Use the dressing mirror less
  36. Accept your flaws
  37. Spend at least one Sunday every month purely at home
  38. Wear an attitude, not pride
  39. More truth..less lies
  40. Sleep with mouth closed
  41. Work hard
  42. Talk more..sms less
  43. Don't curse the neighbor
  44. Find a new heartthrob
    find a sweetheart
  45. Forget the ex flames
  46. Dare to dream
  47. Gift yourself at times
  48. Eat with mouth closed
  49. Always carry a clean hanky
Don't litter
 


And resolution number 101 - stay cool, don't be angryNot to break any of the 100 resolutions taken above

 

   

 
 


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[FAO] Lets start new year with a dose of laughter


 
                                                                                                                                                   














Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?

Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor:
dawai khali thi kya ?

Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

Patient:
Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor:
Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?

Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?

Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?

Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.

Doctor:
Kyon ?

Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.

Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !

Patient:
Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri …....

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Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha, Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain.

Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aayi Aur Chupchap
Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad
Karane Nahi Jayengi ?

Sushila - Nahi Teen Hi Kaafi Hain.

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once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
"aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"



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Mallika Sherawat ne
Baba Ramdev Ji se puchha ,
ki main nahate samay kya lagaun ,
ki mera Yauvan surakshit rahe ?
Baba ne Kaha ...
DARWAJA ... !



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Jinn: Hukam aaka ?
Man: Ghar se dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.

Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule.....

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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achchhi lagti hai..


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Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein

tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha..

Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?

Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam

per lecture sunne ja raha hun...

Police - Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..?

Aadmi - Mere biwi.....
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