Top Ten Annoying Habits Of Women


Top 10 habits of women that annoy men the most



Her hair blocks the shower drain every now and then, she would always crib how you never listen to her - men just don't like when women do these things. Right?

But, there are many more, and novelist Giles Coren sheds light on the top ten habits of women that annoy men the most, reports the Daily Mail.
Never ordering a dessert, then eating mine
Ooh no, I'm full. I couldn't possibly eat any pudding, I'm stuffed," she says. And when my treacle pudding arrives she would have one spoon after another and finish the whole thing.

Failing to grasp that she moults
Every now and then her hair would block the shower plughole for which she would say, "That's not necessarily mine!"

Never packing enough books, or even any books, for a holiday
He'll make a huge fuss about capsule wardrobes but would never pack a book. Just a couple of magazines for the plane, which she leafs through in four minutes after which she grabs the fat thriller you've been looking forward to reading for months. She would hog it for a week, then leaves it on a boat when she's finished and says: "It was rubbish anyway."

Refusing to offer an opinion when asked for one
Which is so very different from not having an opinion. So if we're thinking of going out for dinner, for example, and you say: "What do you fancy, Chinese? Italian? A nice bit of sushi?"

She'll say: "I don't mind, whatever you feel like."
And when you book an Italian restaurant, she would say, "You know perfectly well that I HATE Italian food."

Constantly saying, "The thing that women find most attractive in a man is a sense of humour"
Which just isn't true. What women find attractive is tall, handsome, rich. That is what women find attractive. And that is all.

Giving up in the middle of every game
Chess or cribbage or tennis or croquet or absolutely anything - it happens the moment they go slightly behind and no longer look like winning.

Never being satisfied with a hotel room
When you arrive at your hotel after a long journey and flop yourself down on the bed, she'll stand in the middle of the room with her hands on her hips and say: "Well, this just won't do, it's supposed to have a view!" Then insist on seeing every single other room in the hotel, before actually deciding that the first room was fine, after all.

Thinking animals have feelings
I feel so sorry for that puppy, it looked so sad, it really wanted us to take it home." No, it's a dog. It does not feel sadness. It feels only hunger and the need to foul the pavement outside my house. It does not feel sad, or rejected, or worthless or unwanted.

Always leaving some awful pop music station on top volume in the car when she was the last one to drive it
So that when you get in on a cold morning to go to work, and switch the radio on expecting to hear the mellifluous mutterings of the Today programme, it instead blasts into shrieking life with some frightful oik bellowing rage into a voice-distorter over the sound of a huge drum kit being kicked down a hill by donkeys.

Making a huge fuss about how important it is that women players get the same Wimbledon prize money as male playersut then, when the tournament starts, she's only interested in watching the men, because they're sexy and the tennis is exciting, and doesn't watch even a second of the ladies, because it's boring and they grunt too much.

Sacchi Dosti

Sacchi Dosti....enjoy.

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa - Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa - Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa - Aag lage is mobile main.
Papa - Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

BIRTHDAY PER:
Maa - Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa - Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.

LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PER:
Maa - Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa - Mard ban.
Dost - Chal Daaru Peete hain.


MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jati hai par DOST kabhi nahin badalte...

Chal Daaru Peete Hain...

Top 10 best SMS for Friendship Day

Friendship Day (August 7) is round the corner and while you are hunting for the perfect way to make your friends feel special, you must know that nothing beats the midnight SMS. It just shows you couldn't wait to wish them :) So if you are lost for words or have too many to say, we help you out with a bunch of funny, senti and cheesy Friendship Day SMSes. Go ahead and pick the perfect one for your friend.

1. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds you up when you are down & always close to the heart. Love you, dear bra..

(Perfect for the boys ;) )

2. Can I stay here in ur inbox & wait till 5th Aug so I will be the 1st person to wish HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY?

(Send this one right away if you know you're going to forget.)


3. Love is DOCOMO, do the new.

Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.

Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.

But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan.

(For the cheesy dude who bores you with his wannabe one-liners.)


4. Every garden must have a rose, Every sweet face must have a smile, Every grass must have some dew & Every person in the world must have a friend like "YOU". Happy Friendship Day!

(For the regular friend.)


5. A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find and lucky to have. Happy Friendship Day, BFF!!!

(Yes, you guessed right - this one's for the BFF!)


6. Crazy days and screwed up nights,

Tons of Crushes and stupid fights,

Secrets we will take to the grave,

Pictures we will forever save.

Through thick and thin,

Always true.

Friends forever,

Me n U!

(For the college buddies you'll never forget.)


7. Friendship is like a computer;

I 'enter' ur life,

'save' u in my heart,

'format' ur problems,

& never 'delete' u from my memory!

Happy Friendship Day.

(You could send this to your other cheesy friend.)


8. If you need advice, text me... if you need a friend, call me ... if you need me, come to me... if you need money........ SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! Happy Friendship Day!

(Always bumming you, huh? Drop this not-so-subtle hint...LOL)


9. GOD is so wise, he didn't create FRIENDS with price tags because if He did, I couldn't afford YOU!!! Happy Friendship Day!

(For the one who has stood by you.)


10. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... I get BETTER, U get OLDER ;) Happy Friendship Day!

(For anyone you want to rile this Friendship Day;) )

tags: friendship,  friendship day sms,  friendship day quotes,  naughty friendship sms, funny  friendship sms

‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’





Video: Watch the trailer of ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’ starring Dr. Manmohan Singh

 

The Prime Minister’s office has teamed up with producers of the upcoming flick ‘Singham’ to release an ad-campaign ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’. Watch the Prime Minister take on baddies such as corruption, inflation, black money, and terrorism in ‘MANMOHAN SINGHAM’

“Not many people realize that Dr. Manmohan Singh’s life is very glamorous and exciting – he works 18 hours a day poring over files, making speeches, meeting dignitaries and briefing Madam so that the people of India can lead more prosperous lives. This campaign will portray the true face of Dr. Singh – that of a superhero committed to vanquishing India’s problems through extra-ordinary policy prescriptions,” said Dr. Harish Khare, PM’s media adviser.

The PM apparently had watched a trailer of ‘Singham’ on TV and hit upon the idea of using filmi stunts rather than delivering soporific, cliché ridden speeches to signal that he means business. According to PMO officials, the Prime Minister has done all the stunts by himself in the movie. And those 6 pack abs are very much genuine. “Dr. Singh has a life beyond economics, okay! When not reading abstruse macroeconomic theory, Dr. Singh usually pumps weights in the gym to maintain a toned, sexy physique,” explained a PMO official.

Bade badaai na kare


 


Movie  : ANKHIYON KE JHAROKHON SE
Song : Bade Badai Na Kare
Lyrics Hindi Song Title: Bade Badai Na Kare
Singer(s): HEMALATA, JASPAL SINGH  

bade badaai na kare bade na bole bol - 2
rahiman heera kab kahe laakh taka mera mol - 2

jo baden ko laghu kahe nahi rahim ghat jaaye - 2
girdhar murlidhar kahe katchhu dukh maanat naayi
rahima katchhu dukh maanat naayi

gyaani se kahiye kaha kehat kabir lajaay - 2
andhe aage naachte kala akaarat jaay
kabira kala akaarat jaay

aaisi baani boliye mann ka aapa khoy - 2
auran ko sheetal kare aaphu seetal hoy
kabira aaphu seetal hoy

raat gawai soye ke diwas gawayo khaay - 2
heera janam amol ka kaudi badle jaay
kabira kaudi badle jaay

tulsi bharose raam ke nirbhay hoke soye - 2
anhoni honi nahi honi ho so hooy
re tulsi honi ho so hooy

meri bhav bhadha haro radha nagar sooy - 2
jaa tanu ki chaii pare shaam harit dwiti hooy
bihari shaam harit dwiti hooy

dukh mein sumiran sab kare sukh mein kare na kooi - 2
jo sukh mein sumiran kare toh dukh kahe ko hooy
kabira dukh kahe ko hooy

aawat heey harse nahi nainan nahi sneh - 2
tulsi tahan na jaaye chahe kanchan barse megh
tulsi chahe kanchan barse megh

bura jo dekhan main chala bura na milya kooi - 2
jo dil khoja aapna mujh saa bura na kooy
kabira mujh sa bura na kooy

rahi mann dhaga prem ka mat todo chatkaay - 2
toote se phir na joode jude ghaath pad jaaye
rahima jude ghaath pad jaaye

bigadi baat bane nahi laakh karo inkooi - 2
rahiman bigade dudh mathe na maakhan hooy
rahima mathe na maakhan hooy 

tags : Bade Badai Na Kare