Side Effects Of Non-Systematic Working


A story told by an IIM professor regarding the side effects of non-systematic working :-
After completion of Lanka War Hanumanji was enjoying LTA with his friends. He got an email on his laptop from Accounts requesting him to clear his dues before 31st March - dues related to his tour for bring Sanjivani Booti for Laxmanji. He ignored the first mail. But after 3 - 4 reminders in two days time & receiving a call on CUG Mobile from Accounts Dept., he had to fly to Ayodhya canceling his leave.
He submitted - TA, DA Bill, Bills of Sushen Vaidya, Hospital Charges incurred for Bharatji when met with an accident during his travel, Cost of Sanjeevani Booti for Laxmanji, (Transport charges)
(1) Where is your tour sanction report ? Asked the HR & ADMIN Dept. Hanumanji got it done sting to concerned officials 2 or 3 times.
(2) Hanumanji claimed T.A. Bill for air travel - but he as given only second class sleeper charges. And all other expenses on medical, Sanjeevani Booti, expenses on Sushen Vaidya were not reimbursed.
When he asked for the reasons, he was told that:
(a) As per his designation, he is entitled for IInd class sleeper only.
(b) He cannot get claim for other things as he does not have bills.
Hanumanji approached Shri Rama and explained him about the deduction on his tour expense report : Ramji ordered the related official to pay for Air travel & other charges as claimed by Hanumanji. The officer came with the rule book & told Shri Ramji "These rules were created by grand father of Dasharathji, If you want to overrule your forefathers I don't have any problem."
Ramji became speechless. So he thought for another way to compensate Hanuman. He called Hanumanji & gave him the claimed amount in cash, But how can Hanumanji take cash money from Ramji ?
Hanumanji said "How can I take money from you for treating Laxmanji? Laxmanji is equally reverend to me as you are." Later in his heart of hearts Hanumanji thought "Why he listened to accounts fellow, cut short his LTA, completed all the formalities & put Shri Ram in such an awkward position where he has to offer money to me!!!"
Hanumanji continued his work with the same attachment as he used to after this incidence also.
Hanumanji was a God, but for us, mortals, learnt a different lesson & that was
"NOT to do anything without proper sanctions FROM HR & IMMEDIATE BOSS : Whatever may be the urgency or importance of the job" 

Today's Generation


cartoon, vector, today's generation

Girl said: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far
away from me. I am in India and he lives in Alaska.
We met on a dating website, became friends on
facebook, had long chats on whatsapp, he proposed
to me on skype, and now we've had 2 months of
relationship through Viber.I need your blessings
 and good wishes, daddy.


Dad said: Wow! Really!! Then get married on twitter,
have fun on tango.Buy your kids on e-bay, receive them
through gmail.
And if you are fed up with your husband...sell him on
Amazon.

One Of The Best Message on Corporate life

One of d best msg on corporate life:

1.  I learnt to operate 3 critical machines
*         Scanner
*         Printer
*         Xerox Machine

2.  I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
*         Microsoft Word
*         Microsoft Excel
*         Microsoft PowerPoint

3.  I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
*         Ctrl+C
*         Ctrl+V
*         Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
*         Yes sir
*         Ok sir.
*         I'll Just Do That sir

5.  When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
*         Wake Up early
*         Sleep late
*         Continue to Work

6.  I learnt to: -
*         Face Monday
*         Fight For 5 Days
*         Wait For Friday

7.  I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
*         Phone Calls
*         Messages
*         Mails

8.  I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
*         Birthday
*         New Year
*         Festivals

9.  In last one year, People say:-
*         You Learnt...
*         You Earned...
*         You Enjoyed...

10.  But when I compare me with my self...
*         I just Sustained...
*         I just Tolerated...
*         I just Survived... for bucks

11.  I have survived:-
*         For convenience of my Family...
*         To avoid blame of Society...
*         To get tag of Employment...

12.  When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
*         I learnt to Rejoice...
*         To be Happy...
*         To Smile..

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet..

Because when they meet,
both will lose their meaning..

I'm just a stupid common s/w engineer

I'm just a Stupid Common software engineer... “A Wednesday” style.

For all of you who have seen the movie ' A Wednesday'...

Project Manager Rathore : kaun ho tum..??? kya pehchan hai tumhari ?

Unknown Caller : Kaun hun main...main voh hun jo aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Mein voh hun jo aaj ghar jaane se darta ha, ye soch ke ki kahin ghar wale pehchanne se inkaar na kar de...

Main voh hun jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin recession mein mujhe company se na nikal de..

Main voh hun jiski biwi usse friday ko dus baar phone karti hai, "kya kar rahe ho..?? kaam jyada hai..?? thak gaye ho..?? " 
Mera haal poochne ke liye ya kaam poochne ke liye nahi, rathore saab... balki voh ye jaan naa chahti hai ki kahin hamesha ki tarah last moment pe
boss ke bulane pe main saturdary ko bhi office to nahi ja raha...

Main voh hun jo breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time mil jaye tou...

Main voh hun jo aksar phasta hun...
kabhi Interviews ke sawaal mein phasta hai, Badi companion ke jaal mein phasta hai, kabhi boss aur client ke bawaal mein fasta hai.

Walk-In ki bheed to dekhi hogi aapne Rathore saab... us bheed mein se koi bhi chehra chun lijiye.. main voh hun..

I'm .....JUST A STUPID COMMON  Software. ENGINEER....

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva


These amazingly beautiful fantasy photography was done by Russian photographer Andrey Yakovlev & art director Lili Aleeva. Models shown in this fantasy project are Lera Loginova and Anastasia Sutupova.


Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva

Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva
Fantasy Photography by Andrey Yakovlev & Lili Aleeva