[FAO] Funny SMS

 

 

 

Cute Couple Love wallpaper

1st man : NAARI ka kya matlab hota hai ?

2nd : NAARI ka matlab hai SHAKTI

1st : to phir PURUSH ka MATLAB kya hua ?

2nd : Purush ka matlab SEHAN SHAKTI

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Doctor to husband : aapka aur aapki BIWI ka blood group ek he hai ?

Husband : hoga jarur hoga, 25 saal se mera he khoon jo pee rahi hai.

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Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane ke liye gour kijiye

Aayi thi meri kabar pe diya jalane ke liye.

Pada hua tel bhi le gayi saali sabzi main tadka lagane ke liye

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Pappu ne ek car li loan par, loan nahi chukka pane se bank wale car utha kar le gaye

Pappu rote hue : pahle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le kar he karta..

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Agar raksha bandhan pe ladki chedne 

 par bhai banati hai

to phir karwachauth pe chedne par pati kyu nahi banati  

.jaago boys jaago

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SWINE FLU

S  Sweet

W  wine

I N  in the

E  evening with

F  friends

L  like

U  u

Hai naa achi Bimari SWINE FLU .

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Meri bhagwan se ek he wish hai ki wo tum jaisa dost har kisi ko de.

Kyunki.

Yeh saza main akele kyu bhugtu..

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Ek kanjus 14th floor se neeche gir gaya

girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki pe apni biwi ko Roti banate hue dekha

to zor se chilaya "meri mat banana"

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Ladki � jaan tum mujhe aise propose karojaisa aaj tak kisi ne naa kiya ho,

Ladka � daayan I love u, muzhse shadi karke meri zindagi tabah karde, zaleel aurat.

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Tum mann he mann unhe chahte rah gaye,

unhe patane ka plan banate rah gaye,

patakar koi aur le gaya unhe,

aur tum unki shadi ke tent se kutte bhagate reh gaye.

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Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kar lena,

paise kum hoto SMS kar dena,

agar yeh bhi naa kar sako to,

mobile ko DAHI main Daal kar vibreation on kar dena aur lassi banakar pee lena.

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Arz kiya hai.

Ishq karne se pahle uska anjaam dekh lo,

agar fir bhi samjh naa aaye to

GHAJINI aur tere NAAM dekh lo

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Husband aur wife ghoomne gaye

Raaste main ek gadha ghass kha raha tha.

Husband : dekha !!! tera rishtedar ghass kha raha hai namastay kar

Wife : namastay SASUR JI

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Ek bache ki naani usko god main leke bol rahi thi, soja diploma soja!

Padosan :- why u calling him diploma?

Nani : kyunki meri ladki gayi thi diploma karne aur isse le aayi!.

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Boy : janeman tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi?

Girl : haramkhor tuti hui chappal se pitega ya chapel tutne tak pitega.

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Ek commerce ki ladki kaise galli degi

 saale bounced cheque,

dharti pe liabilitiy,

pedaishi bad bebt.

Insolvent aadmi,

itna marungi ke balance sheet tally nahi hogi.

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Jis pal khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,

hazaron saal dekha hoga,

lakhon saal nihara hoga,

aur phir ek baar zarur socha hoga

abbey yaar bana to diya par yeh hai kya ?

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Cute Couple Love wallpaper

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