True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
******************************************** ********************************************
Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
******************************************** ********************************************
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
******************************************** ********************************************
I wrote ur name on the sand ................ it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.............. I got a HEART ATTACK
******************************************** ********************************************
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
******************************************** ********************************************
ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best
******************************************** ********************************************
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
******************************************** ********************************************
I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
******************************************** ********************************************
when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
******************************************** ********************************************
Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.
change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
******************************************** ********************************************
The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time you are Born....
until you fall in love
******************************************** ********************************************
SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
******************************************** ********************************************
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
******************************************** ********************************************
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
******************************************** ********************************************
Marriages are made in heaven then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
******************************************** ********************************************
During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
******************************************** ********************************************
I wrote ur name on the sand ................ it got washed away, I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away, So i wrote ur name in my heart.............. I got a HEART ATTACK
******************************************** ********************************************
LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire.....
continues with smoke......
and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
******************************************** ********************************************
ur smile can be compared to a flower ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo ur inocence to a child but in stupidity u have no comparison
u r the best
******************************************** ********************************************
Dear Friend, when i ask u flower, u give me bouquet when i ask u a stone u give me a statue when i ask u a feather u give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
******************************************** ********************************************
I had VODKA with WATER I felt DRUNK I had WHISKY with WATER I felt DRUNK I had RUM with WATER I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
******************************************** ********************************************
when i call u; 1 ring means i'm thinking of u; 2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
******************************************** ********************************************
Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.
change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
******************************************** ********************************************
The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time you are Born....
until you fall in love
******************************************** ********************************************
SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts... SMILE - creates greatness in your personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
******************************************** ********************************************
A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
******************************************** ********************************************
0 comments:
Post a Comment