Time For Gujju Smile

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)

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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

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Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.
 
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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?

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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA
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Gujarati Dictionary:

Sano........ ...Snow
Egg-joss.... ...Exhaust
Fota........ ...Photos
Lipistik.... ......Lipstick
Phast....... ...Fast
Phlowur..... ...Flower
Gilas....... ...Glass
Palty/Partee. ......... Party
Gorment..... ....Goverment
Peeja....... ...Pizza
Panj........ ..Sponge
Die Vos......... ...Divorce
New Brand......Brand New
Istill...... ...Steel
Jee TV.........Zee TV
Yuniversity. ...University
Istawbury... ......Strawberry
Isscooter... ...Scooter
Dismiss..... ...Screwdriver
Kale........ ...Tommorrow/ Yesterday
Vija........ ....Visa

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