Wo Jo Aap Kaho : Husband wife Joke

Only married man will truly Understand!!



Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
 Wife: Jo aap kaho
 H: Dal chawal bana lo
 W: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
 H: to sabji roti bana lo
 W: bacche nahi khayenge
 H: to chhole puri bana lo
 W: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
 H: eggs bhurji bana lo
 W: aaj guruvaar hai
 H: paraanthe ?
 W: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??
 H: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?
 W: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye
 H: kadhi chawal?
 W: dahi nahi hai
 H: idly sambar?
 W: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!
 H: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
 W: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta
 H: phir AB kya banaogi?
 W: wo Jo aap kaho ??????????????????