[FAO] Time For Laugh

Time For Laugh Only For Daring Guyz!!( Click to see ) Jaw Dropping Bike Stunt: New World Record*HOT Kabhi yaad aaye to fone kar Lena, Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena, Agar yeh bhi na kar sako to Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, Or LASSI pi Lena...:)) Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me hoon to mail ker di, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! :) *Ultimate Engineer Jokes * Q: How do you drive an engineer completely insane? A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him, and fold up a road map the wrong way. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: When does a person decide to become an engineer? A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: What do engineers use for birth control? A: Their personalities.. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: How can you tell an extroverted engineer? A: When he talks to you, he looks at your shoes instead of his own. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - Q: Why did the engineers cross the road? A: Because they looked in the file, and that's what they did last year ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- - A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are travelling in an old Fiat 500 when all of the sudden the car backfires and comes to a halt. The mechanical engineer says "Ah! It's probably a problem with the valves, or the piston!". The electrical engineer says "Nonsense! It's most probably a problem with the spark plugs or the battery!". The software engineer says "How about we all get out of the car, and get back in again, It might work....". ************ ********* ********* ****** Robert and Ajeet jokes Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar... Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more. . more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajeet : Nomore! Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen ? Ajeet : ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo... pulees samjhegi sui-cide hua hai. Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him. Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain..... A pause..... Tum chootti le lo. Peter: bass yeh aadmi to kuchh boal hee nahin rahaa.... Ajeet: Ise revolving chair pe bitha do, pataa to lage chakkar kya hai.. Ajeet: Raabert, dayna (Diana) ko kuch khatta pila do. Robert: kyu boss ? Ajeet: Bewkoof, woh dayna se daynasour ho jayegi, phir extinct kar dena. Happiness is not something you find, It's something you create. LIFE IS NO WHERE - can be read as - LIFE IS NOW HERE. Daily Humor : Cartoon Of The Day: 18th March !!!...EGO…KILLS U :Inspirational Story...!!! Miley Jab Hum Tum: Gunjan's Talent Parade Song* Exclusive !!!...Love/Muhabbat Shayari...!!! Thanks For Being There* Cute Friendship Message

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